So it’s only Wednesday and I’ve already met my quota for embarrassing moments this week. I was at Kroger today and bumped a display of oranges with my shopping cart, which caused a chain reaction that knocked the whole thing over.
All I could do was stand there and start laughing as I watched about 200 oranges and grape fruit roll onto the floor. I felt really bad about causing such a mess, and while I did offer to help clean it up, a couple guys who worked at the store eventually arrived to take over.
After that I tried to high tail it the hell out of there, but for some reason the whole event made me get this old knock-knock joke stuck in my head:
Knock Knock — Who’s there? — Banana — Banana Who??
Knock Knock — Who’s there? — Banana — Banana Who??
Knock Knock — Who’s there? — Orange — Orange Who??
Orange you glad i didn’t say Banana?
Yep… still need a vacation.
happy birthday my cutie!
oh zacky, if I was there with you I’d cry… from laughing!
Zack Pohl = Mr. Bean
Dude. That is too funny. You know what I think is funnier… you in a grocery store, with a shopping cart… you’re an old man… who needs Steph.