save chairy!

I hate quoting Best Week Ever two posts in a row, but (a) this is really depressing and (b) I’m feeling much too lazy to actually write anything original this week:

Boingboing directs us to this photo taken a few months ago. It features the sweet-voiced foot reliever from Pee Wee’s Playhouse, Chairy, abandoned in a DUMPSTER. Dirty and wonk-eyed like a stuffed Paris Hilton. No word if she was waiting to be picked up by the garbage collectors, or if the poor thing was scrounging around town for a coupla spare chicken wings to satiate her gigantic plush palate. We also noticed a baby carriage strewn careless nearby. Please, God, do not tell me there is a little hungry stuffed piano stool (Stooly?) inside.

This might be the most depressing thing we’ve ever seen. Are no Playhouse alumni lending this poor piece of furniture a hand? You’re telling me Floory doesn’t have a spare Aerobed to let his former co-star relax on for a few days? Pterry couldn’t let this guy shack up in his nest for a few days? Hell, the King of Cartoons clearly has a spare bedroom in his animated palace! We are OUTRAGED.

Please, if you see Chairy wandering around a dark alley in Brooklyn, wearing fishnets and a sports bra, take the poor girl in. She needs a whisking, and she needs it badly.

SAVE CHAIRY!