Sorry, everything is from the Onion today. Because I’m lazy like that.
• London Unveils 2012 Olympics Logo To Stunned Silence. See? This is what I was talking about yesterday.
• Retired Gen. George Washington Criticizes Bush’s Handling Of Iraq War.
However, White House response to the former general’s criticism was swift and sharp. Spokesman Tony Fratto dismissed Washington as “increasingly irrelevant” and “a relic” who “made some embarrassing gaffes” during his own military career, such as the Continental Army’s near destruction in the Battle of Long Island in 1776.
“The general’s reckless and irresponsible comments show that he clearly does not understand the realities of 21st-century warfare,” Fratto said.
Conservative pundits moved quickly to discredit the decorated general.
“I don’t care who you are—or if you cannot tell a lie—it’s un-American to question the president in a time of war,” Sean Hannity said on his radio program Monday. “Plus, I find it very interesting that a man who owned slaves and sold hemp thinks he’s entitled to give our Commander in Chief lessons on how to run a war.”
• NHL Signs Broadcast Deal With Food Network. I tell ya what, a hell of a lot more people get the Food Network than Outdoor Life Network Vs., or whatever the hell they’re on now.
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