Feb 2006
motown and the dems
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From ABC news...

The DNC initially sent out letters to more than 30 cities, giving them an overview and finding out their level of interest.

The 11 cities that said they were interested: Anaheim, Calif.; Dallas; Denver; Detroit; Las Vegas; Minneapolis; New Orleans; New York; Orlando, Fla.; Phoenix and San Antonio.



I don't care if you're a Democrat or a Republican, but if you're from the great State of Michigan, you gotta be pulling for Detroit. A major political convention would bring in scads of business, money, tons of positive national publicity, and even more motivation for the city to pull itself up by the bootstraps.

I know it's a long-shot, especially when you consider more strategic picks like New Orleans or Denver, but I think Detroit is the perfect backdrop for the Dems in 2008. A hard-working, down on its luck blue-collar town rising from the ashes in the wake of a Democratic convention? It sounds like a great story-line to me. Now, the only thing left to focus on is getting Oprah to seek the nomination.

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and the grade is...
My TA started our COM 200 recitation with this extended rant about all the things we screwed up on our research papers. The more she talked, the worse they sounded. In my section, there were only two groups of five, and the whole time I had the impression that Carrie (the TA) liked the other group better. No particular reason, just a feeling. They seemed to have smart kids, and be ahead of the game in terms of planning and execution, so I just figured they knew what they were doing.

After getting everyone scared about the grades, Carrie made one last remark, saying that while both groups came to meet with her to discuss a rough draft, only one group seemed to benefit from that meeting. This got me really worried, but once she finally handed the papers back, all of us let out a collective sigh of relief. We got a 93/100, which is a nice fat 4.0. I never heard what the other group got for a score, but they didn't seem happy. Ah well, I don't really care. All I know is that this grade will significantly boost my average, and puts me in excellent shape to finish out the semester. What a load off.

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outside it's america
CBS Poll: Bush Approval Ratings Sinks to 34%
Insight: Cheney to Retire After Midterms

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Frankly, I'm SHOCKED that the president's approval rating has fallen so far. Things are going so well over in Iraq. I don't understand why all these LIBERALS keep saying it's a civil war over there. Now, I may not have a degree in history, but the last time I checked, there hasn't been a civil war since the one we had right here in the U-S-A. Plus, don't you have to be fighting over slaves for a conflict to be characterized as a "civil war"? Just think about that.
(end sarcasm)

The second article I linked to comes from a Conservative rag that's predicting a Cheney retirement in 2007. They say that he's become a political liability for the administration. Okay, well, even though that is clearly the case (the CBS poll shows Cheney at an abysmal 18%), I don't understand why Dick would wait until
after the midterms to step down. If he's dragging Congressional Republicans down with him, then don't you think he'd do them all a favor and "retire" now? I mean, the day Cheney leaves office America will be better off without him, but I just don't see this happening. That is, unless he has that 23rd heart attack between now and 2008. Hey, it could happen (McWooooooorld!)

Here's today's Mike Ramsey comic from the State News. Is it just me, or are Mike and I (and huffingtonpost.com) the only ones who read that article by William F. Buckley Jr. this weekend? Enjoy:

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top five
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In honor of next week's spring break trip to Disney, here are my top five favorite Disney/Pixar animation movies of all-time:

1. Toy Story
2. The Lion King
3. Aladdin
4. Robin Hood
5. Beauty & The Beast

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taxes
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Getting my taxes done last night was pretty painless. My refund was quite a bit more than I was expecting, and could potentially be even higher if my mom and Dan aren't able to claim my education expenses on their return. It's a long story, but my tax lady, Dee, is on top of things. Anyway, that's all taken care of, and I should be getting my refund direct deposited into my bank account by next week. Ya gotta love how easy that is.

I think my iPod might officially be dead. Pretty much everything I've tried to resuscitate it has failed so far, and I keep getting the sad faced iPod icon. So, for at least a temporary fix, my wonderful girlfriend is lending me her old 3rd generation iPod as a stand-in. She wasn't using it anymore anyway since she got a mini last spring, so I guess it'll work for the time being. The other bad news though is that I also think my car stereo has kicked the bucket (I know... again). I love how stuff like this all conveniently goes bad at the same time. Oh well. Hopefully I can get at least the car stereo fixed within the next couple of weeks so I don't have to drive around in silence for too long.

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outside it's america
By and large, this is the biggest story of the day. All 50 governors -- and last time I checked, there were only 50 states in the union -- signed a letter to President Bush asking him to stop weakening the National Guard. Here's an excerpt from the New York Times article:

"Unfortunately," the letter said, "when our National Guard men and women return from being deployed in foreign theaters, much of their equipment remains behind." The governors said the White House must immediately re-equip Guard units "to carry out their homeland security and domestic disaster duties."

Gov. Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, a Republican and chairman of the governors association, said: "The National Guard plays an incredibly valuable role in the states. What we are concerned about, as governors, is that when our troops are deployed for long periods of time, and their equipment goes with them but does not come back, the troops are very strained, and they no longer have the equipment they were trained to use."

Nearly one-third of the American ground forces in Iraq are members of the Army National Guard.



No wonder the National Guard is trimmed so thin. The Army is lowering recruiting standards to
accept applicants with a criminal record, and they still can't find enough warm bodies to go over and fight in Iraq. Maybe part of it has to do with the fact that Iraq is embroiled in a civil war (and according to the dictionary, the situation in Iraq is a civil war). There have also now been more deaths in Iraq than the War of 1812. The next milestone is the Spanish-American war, and after that is the Revolutionary War. Do you see a trend here? No wonder no one wants to go fight in the Army. No wonder the National Guard is stretched so thin. I'm surprised and disturbed that it took the governors this long to address this issue with the administration. We'll see if it gets them anywhere.

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midday post
Well, tennis was a lot of fun today. We finally, finally learned (or re-learned, in most cases) how to play today, and got to play some real games for the first time this semester. Of course, my usual hitting partner Phil and I were promptly split up and forced to play with other partners against each other. I was all pumped up, and ready to play, but made a few boneheaded moves that probably cost us one game. By the time class was over, we were down 2-3 in the set. Ah well... it was still a lot of fun to actually play.

I don't know what the deal is, but I'm just totally whipped right now. I mean, on most tennis days, I'm a little more tired than usual, but today I'm really dragging ass. If I went home right now (I'm in COM 275 at the moment), I could probably go straight to bed.

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That's not gonna happen though, even when class is over, because I have to head waaaaay out to the West side of town to get my taxes done. Let me be a complete hypocrite here for a moment. I hate dealing with taxes. Is that wrong for a Democrat to say? Paying them is one thing, but tax time is always a big headache. Actually, I really don't have any right to complain, because every year my mom just took care of my taxes when she had hers done. Today is really the first time I'm filing on my own. I'm just looking forward to having this over with. The best part about tax time (for me, anyways) is getting a refund. It's never a huge amount, but it's always a decent chunk of change (for me). Anyway, that's what I'm up to tonight. We'll see if I have the energy to post anything later in the evening. Hope you're having a good Monday.

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the weekend
It was a pretty nice weekend in Ohio. The John Corbett thing in downtown Columbus was fun on Saturday. We actually met him, in fact. When Dan pulled up to park next to the club the concert was at about two hours early, we saw this guy with long hair just sort of standing around outside. My mom went up and introduced herself to him, and we all stood there for a second and said hello. I mentioned that we had been watching him since the Northern Exposure days, and he seemed a little surprised by that. I'm guessing he usually gets recognized for Sex and the City or My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Anyway, he seemed like a nice enough guy.

After our little brush with celebrity, we walked around for a bit, looking for a place to eat. We found this little dive about a block away from the music club. The food was actually really good though. I had a pretty yummy gyro that really hit the spot. Even though we killed a bunch of time at our early dinner, we still had about an hour left on our hands before the club opened. So we pretty much just wandered around the block for a while before 6 p.m.

The club itself was pretty old and dingy, but I guess is relatively well known in the music world for attracting new and upcoming acts. I guess you can take that for what it's worth. The place holds about 100 people max, and I figure there weren't more than 70 or 80 there. John Corbett and his band came out right after 7, and went straight into their show. These guys are marketing themselves in the country market, but I never thought their songs throughout the night would fall into that genre. If anything, I would say they sounded more like a 70's era Southern rock band like Lynyrd Skynrd or CCR. The guys in Corbett's band were
excellent musicians. John said they had been playing together in one form or another for 20 years, and they sounded like it. As a singer, Corbett was better than average, but not great. What set him apart though was stage presence. You could tell the guy was having a ball being up there. So, the whole show was about an hour and a half. It was kind of an unusual thing for us to do, but it was still a fun night out on the town.

Sunday was pretty simple; I got up, had a great breakfast with mom and Dan, watched the first half of MSU's losing effort at Indiana, and then hit the road for home at 1. The drive was about as clear as it's ever been, and the weather was pretty pleasant along the way. The one sore spot was having my iPod's battery crap out about an hour into the drive. What
really sucks is that I think there's more wrong with it than the battery now. I keep getting the sad iPod face when I turn it on, and no matter what I try, I can't get it to work anymore. Hopefully I can perform a miracle resurrection before our trip to Florida, but right now it's not looking good.

Today is going to be a pretty typical Monday. This is always my busiest class day, but I feel better knowing that spring break is coming right up. Tonight I'm getting my taxes done, so that'll be one last thing off my plate too. As much of a pain as tax time can be, it's always nice to get that refund at this time of year. Anyway, that's enough for now. Have a good one.

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outside it's america
You know the situation in Iraq is bad when you have guys like William F. Buckley Jr. saying things like this:

One can't doubt that the American objective in Iraq has failed...

Mr. Bush has a very difficult internal problem here because to make the kind of concession that is strategically appropriate requires a mitigation of policies he has several times affirmed in high-flown pronouncements. His challenge is to persuade himself that he can submit to a historical reality without forswearing basic commitments in foreign policy.


He will certainly face the current development as military leaders are expected to do: They are called upon to acknowledge a tactical setback, but to insist on the survival of strategic policies.


Yes, but within their own counsels, different plans have to be made. And the kernel here is the acknowledgment of defeat.



OUCH! This isn't Michael Moore saying this stuff. This is William F(reakin') Buckley! When you consider that the situation in Iraq is basically boiling over into a full-blown civil war, and that the President's arch conservatives like Buckley are starting to jump ship on the war, it makes you wonder who the hell can honestly say anymore that this war was a good idea. From start to finish, it was a mistake of epic proportions, and all that's left to us now is to mop up the fallout (as a country) as much as possible. The world will be feeling the effects of this war for decades to come.

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chris in the morning
Well, the trip down to Ohio was relatively uneventful yesterday. I made it hear by 5 p.m., and then had a nice, relaxing evening at home with my mom and Dan. We pretty much just stayed in at watched Olympics coverage all night, so that was fun.

This morning I went down to Dan's office in Columbus to meet with this fellow he works with, Jack. This is the guy who I've been talking with at Dan's company about designing a website for them. It sounds like my proposal got accepted, so Jack and I spent the morning going over some plans for the new site. Jack was also very helpful in terms of giving me advice on how to start a small business. It's fair to say that I'm still pretty clueless on the business end of things, but I think with some of his pointers, I should be able to keep my head on straight, and hopefully do the right things. Anyway, the project for Superior, Die, Tool & Machine Company should be pretty exciting. Here's hoping everything else goes well.

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Later tonight my mom, Dan, and I are going out to see a John Corbett concert. When I first heard about this a couple days ago, I was pretty skeptical about how good he might be as a musician. Since then I've read a few favorable reviews online about Corbett's album, so I guess it can't be too bad. I'm not a country fan in any stretch of the imagination, but it should be a fun night out on the town, if nothing else. It's just weird to think that Chris in the Morning from Northern Exposure is a country musician now. Who'da thunk it?

John Corbett as Chris Stevens: Greetings, Cicely, on this most exceedingly beautiful spring morning. A morning swollen with new life, a morning on which, if I had the voice, I would let loose with song. It's hard to believe just a few short weeks ago we were eating our cornflakes in the wintry dark. Now, well it's still kind of dim our there, but I can see the golden glow of Apollo's chariot waiting in the wings, about to make its entrance. Winter's on the lam, no doubt.



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it's com-wehateourcustomers-castic!
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FU#K COMCAST! Okay? I hate this company. First off, can you say: MONOPOLY? How is it helping consumers to have only one cable company servicing the City of Lansing? I mean, as a disgruntled customer, my gut reaction is to go cancel their asses right now, but since I live in an apartment where a dish isn't a viable alternative, I'm the mayor of Screwedville right now.

Okay, let me dial my anger back a notch here for a moment. Here's the situation. When I went to sign my lease in August, the kind people at my apartment complex handed me a flier they had from Comcast offering digital cable at $29.99 a month for a year, and hi-speed internet for $19.99/mo for a year. I was going to go with Comcast anyway, so it was a great deal. I signed up. I was happy.

Well, after having my TV and cable internet die on me for upwards of five days late last month, I have a new gem in my lap now. Earlier this morning I checked my monthly statement on Comcrap's website. My bill: $110! After my jaw hit the floor upon seeing the price shoot up an astronomical $50, I quickly hopped into one of their online chat rooms where you can speak with a service rep. The guy told me that the plan I signed up for expired after six months on the TV side, but that the cable was good for a year (oh, thanks!). I sort of let him have it about that being flat out wrong, but like any good corporate douchebag, he scuttled me off to "another department". He was in the billing dept., and I supposedly needed to speak with someone in sales. So, he said to re-start an online chat, but ask for someone in sales next time.

So, after jumping through my next hoop, I got someone in sales. I went through the same song and dance with them, and guess what? They told me they could only handle online orders for NEW clients, and told me to call 1-800-COMCAST. Gee, thanks.

That's just their whole philosophy... all they care about is NEW customers. These people reel you in with great deals, modify the deal you agreed to (screwing you over), and then act like it's not their fault. Then, when you go to complain, they put you through the wringer so you eventually get fed up, and capitulate. I could go on a whole rant here about corporations ruling the planet, screwing over consumers left and right, and the inept government that enables this bullshit to take place, but I frankly don't have the energy anymore. I get to spend what's left on the phone with the lovely people at 1-800-COMCAST. Like Dick Cheney says... Comcast, "go fu#k yourself"!

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ohio welcomes me
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Well, I'm leaving work at noon today so I can go get a haircut (finally). After that, I'm hittin' the road for Ohio. Stef is staying home this weekend, so that means I'll get to enjoy the scenic drive by myself. I must say, that four hour drive through flat farmlands gets more and more exciting every time I make the trip. Seriously though, I'm really looking forward to seeing my mom and Dan, so it's worth it. This is my last chance to see them before spring break, and there's nothing else going on around town this weekend, so the timing is perfect.

I got an email from my mom yesterday telling me that she saw something in the paper about John Corbett having a concert in town this weekend. Yes,
that John Corbett, of Northern Exposure and Sex and the City fame. Of course, the history of actors-turned-musicians isn't good, but what the hell, it might be fun. Other than that, I don't know if there's much else on the agenda for the weekend. It should be a nice chance to relax around the house though and spend some time with the fam, so that'll be good.

That's pretty much it for now. I'll probably keep updating while I'm down in the O state, so check back. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Later, gator.

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worst shower EVER
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Most mornings the shower in my apartment is relatively decent. There's a very delicate Kabuki dance that must be performed to get the temperature just right, but more often than not, I have a decent shower in the morning.

Today was perhaps the worst bathing experience of my life. And this is coming from a kid who grew up taking baths in Larks Lake way the hell out in the boonies, so I'm not a complete wuss. I was all soaped up in the shower this morning, and was just about ready to start rinsing off when I heard the twist of another shower handle from the apartment upstairs. That's when the hot water cut out entirely in my bathroom. This wasn't lukewarm water either. That happens every once in a while, but I can still physically stand to be in the water while I rinse off at that warm-ish temperature. God, this water this morning was ICE cold though. I sort of stepped out of the shower stream for a minute, hoping it would warm up again. A minute turned into five minutes pretty quickly, and the temperature only got COLDER, if anything. I tried to rinse a limb here and there, but it was just too damn cold. I was shivering like crazy, and couldn't handle it. I turned off the water and waited for another minute, thinking that might trigger a change. No go. When I cranked the handle all the way back on for the hottest possible water, it was still ridiculously cold. I finally gave up, got out of the shower, and dried off all the soapy residue with a towel. I still don't feel quite right.

I mean, a shower is usually one of the best parts of my day. It's the only thing that can really wake me up when I'm really sleepy, and usually puts me in a good mood for the rest of the morning. God, I was just furious when I left the apartment today. Hopefully the rest of my day picks up from here on out.

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my com 200 professor
Ya gotta love Google sometimes. I do a search for my COM 200 professor, René Weber, and the first result I get is for his personal/professional website. For those who aren't aware, this guy is my really nice, yet somewhat bizarre, half-French/half-German COM prof who wears the same shirt ALL THE TIME. I'm really not exaggerating here. The guy wore the same long-sleeved, blue t-shirt with a light blue horizontal stripe on the shoulder for five consecutive class periods (we meet every Tuesday and Thursday). In fact, it was just today that he switched up to a black shirt, with a zip-up collar. Anyway, aside from being European, a little hard to understand, and somewhat eccentric, he seemed like a really normal guy. Until I found this picture on his website:

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The site says this is a photo of the MSU COM department's punk band, "Stooge City" (my prof is the one in the middle). Honestly... wtf? I think the bass player on the right is one of the course TA's too. Sometimes you find things on the internet that should never see the light of day. This is one of those things.

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video killed the blogger
Here are a couple Coldplay video clips, in honor of last night's concert. The first one is the music video they did for "The Scientist", and the second one is a liver performance of "Fix You" from last season on SNL. Enjoy.





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outside it's america
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This is the headline on CNN @ 11:09 a.m. on February 23, 2006. Is it just me, or does this basically refute the main focus of Bush's entire presidency. It's funny that he is so shocked about the negative bipartisan reaction to this port deal. Since 9/12/01, the administration been browbeating this whole war on terror thing they created. Hell, Bush won reelection by playing off this fear. And guess what? It worked! People bought into it. And suddenly he's shocked that it worked so well?

With this port deal, Bush is basically violating his own doctrine. After telling people for five straight years that he's doing everything he can to make America "secure", he's suddenly telling us that we "don't need to worry about security"? Oh, so we'll just take your word on this one? Well, the fact that there are Democrats AND Republicans screaming about this thing is that we don't trust him anymore. I mean, the fact that various news sites have shown that Bush and Rumsfeld admitted that they didn't learn about this deal until a few days ago speaks volumes. I mean, who's at the wheel here? This just shows how out of sync and out of touch this administration is.

As a matter of policy, this port deal might not be as troublesome as some are making it out to be (on both sides). Politically though, this is a major disaster for the White House. Bush has said he'll veto any bill blocking the deal. Okay, so the first veto EVER signed by George W. Bush will be made to force a port deal down the throats of Americans who seem overwhelmingly opposed to it? Whaaaa? I see the president's approval ratings taking another nosedive if he doesn't pull his head out of his ass on this one, or just quietly make the problem go away like the whole Harriet Miers saga last fall. The bad news just keeps piling on for our one party federal government.

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intel imac: full report
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Well, some time has gone by since my initial assessment of the new Intel iMac. It's time to give a fuller report on the new machine.

This iMac is, without a doubt, the fastest computer I have ever owned. Now, this is true for obvious reasons, but I'm not just talking about the performance based on today's standards. When I bought my first iMac it more than suited my needs, but was still relatively slow by 2002 computing standards. My faithful iBook G4 was approximately 50% faster than my iMac when I bought it in the summer of 2004, but by then the G4 was old news. Apple was stuck with the old processors because Motorola had basically dropped the ball on development. Again, it more than suited my needs, but by industry standards, it was no speed demon.

OS X is a huge resource hog in every sense of the word. It sucks every ounce out of the processor and graphics card when it can, and just chews up network resources even when it's "idle". So, while the operating system beats the hell out of Winblows in terms of elegance, ease of use, stability, and overall functionality, it's always been a bit laggy. Opening windows, documents, and applications has always been a bit of a drag. I'm not complaining (I'll take lag over dealing with any Micro$oft product any day), just being honest. That said, this new Intel makes working with OS X feel as snappy as the good ol' OS 7, and 8 days. I click on a document, open a window, start up a program, and it pops right up. Everything is as smooth as butter.

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For all the beautiful iLife applications that Apple blesses us with, the second most useful one (behind iTunes) is iPhoto. In the age of digital cameras, I don't know how Pee Cee users deal with organizing all their photos since they can't use iPhoto. My library is closing in on 6,000 photographs, and will probably be well over 8k by the end of the year. In previous versions, as helpful as iPhoto was, it always made me groan when I had to open it because it took so long to load. Now with the new computer, I click it in the dock, I see the icon bounce once, and it's open. Scrolling thru pictures is very fluid and seamless. Like all Mac apps iPhoto "just works", but now the hardware has the horsepower necessary to make everyday use that much more practical and enjoyable.

In terms of the software emulator (Rosetta) that translates non-native code, I haven't had any problems yet. All my non-Universal programs open very fast, and can handle anything I throw at them. Granted, I'm not a genuine pro user who needs native processing speeds to do work in InDesign, Illustrator, Photoshop, or Dreamweaver, but for my purposes the computer is still lickety split.

Aside from the insanely quick Intel chips, probably the biggest performance booster for me is the RAM. I hemmed and hawed about how much to get, but I finally bit the bullet and maxed the computer out at 2 gigabytes. By today's standards, for a home computer, that's still a lot of RAM. I haven't regretted my decision for a second, because whenever I'm running about a half-dozen processor-guzzling applications, the system never misses a beat.

One last little tidbit about the new iMac worth mentioning is the power consumption. Most home users could care less about the wattage their computer draws, but the great thing about this machine is how efficient it is in the power consumption department. Apple lists maximum power consumption for then new iMacs at 120 watts. But,
at least one source is saying that the actual performance is more like 95 watts under maximum strain. If his is true, and I wouldn't be surprised, that means that the new Intel iMac consumes less power than a standard 100 watt light bulb! Oh, and did I mention that it's basically whisper quiet? When I have this baby cranked and all engines firing, I can barely hear it hum. Ahhhh, it's beautiful.

When I recently ranked my all-time favorite macs in a Top Five post, I put my iBook at the top of the list. While I wouldn't bump it from the top spot just yet, I think the new kid in town is already making its move.

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coldplate
Well, the concert last night was excellent. Fiona Apple was the opening act, which was kind of cool for name recognition sake, but I'm not exactly a fan. I mean, she played both of the two songs of hers that I know (Criminal and one other one I can't remember the title of), so I guess that was cool. She's just such an angry young woman though. I dunno... just not my cup of tea.

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Coldplay themselves were fantastic. The set list was almost identical to the show we saw last fall, but that was just fine with me since that show was so out of this world. The first three songs just knock your socks off: Square One, Politik, and Yellow. Of course, Yellow is always a crowd pleaser, and they did the thing again with the big yellow balloons falling from the ceiling during the song again. Chris Martin was still sporting the shaggy dog look that he had at the Grammys, but during an interesting little aside, he explained that he was just nervous about getting a haircut so far away from home. I can actually relate, because I used the same excuse when I was in London last summer. What was funny though was that he said he was finally getting a trim tomorrow (today) in Birmingham, and since the stylist was in the audience, he dedicated the next song to her.

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The show itself felt like the same set design and and spectacle they had back in the fall, just expanded a bit to fill a larger venue like the Palace (we last saw them at Pine Knob). It's just funny, because while almost every detail was the same as that last concert, it just wasn't quite as good for some reason. Stef and I both agreed that Pine Knob is probably just a better place to see a show. We're also probably biased because we were quite a bit closer before too. Believe me, I'm not complaining about last night's show here at all, just stating a fact that it didn't blow my mind in quite the same way.

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About two thirds of the way thru the concert, the band came out near the front of the stage for their little acoustic set. Chris started rambling about how he really wished Johnny Cash had been from Detroit, because it would've been a great connection. Since he wasn't though, Chris said he was going to bullshit us anyway, and dedicate the next song to Detroit's greatest citizen, Johnny Cash. That's when the band went right into playing Ring of Fire, which was still really cool, even though Mr. Cash was actually born in Arkansas.

The night ended with Fix You, which is probably going to become their trademark song from here on out. It sounded great, but like everything else last night, it just didn't quite take off the same way it did at the Pine Knob show. Still, on the whole, it was another fantastic evening with one of my favorite bands, and my favorite girl.

PS: Don't forget to check out the
full picture series. Enjoy!

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dick cheney: just a big bowl of bad
From Letterman, via Crooks & Liars, here's a new fake political ad about Vice President Dick Cheney:



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new rules
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Bill Maher's show is finally back on HBO for a new season. Now all I need to do is find the time to sit down and actually watch it. Here's Bill's last "new rule" from last week's show:

And finally, New Rule: Stop worrying that the government is listening in on your phone conversation. The person you called isn't even listening to your phone conversation. Any American in this day and age who thinks they're not being monitored is so naive and oblivious, I can't believe they're not working already for the Bush Administration.

Which...which is not to say it isn't creepy thinking of Karl Rove monitoring my emails. Which is why all of mine say the same thing: "Hey, did you hear freedom is on the march, and I quit smoking pot?" "Praise Jesus! - Bill."

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We are a nation of exhibitionists from "me" to shining "me." And what we really fear isn't that someone's listening; it's that no one's listening. This whole country is one big desperate cry for somebody to listen to "listen to me, photograph me, Google me, read my blog!" "Read my diary; read my memoir. It's not interesting enough? I'll make shit up!"



Well, thanks for reading my blog. Later I'm going to post an 8-hour video blog of me sleeping. If it's not on the site, you should be able to find it on Google's video page. Check ya later.

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the lion king
First, thanks to all the anniversary well-wishers yesterday. Stef and I really appreciated the IMs we got. Our dinner out at PF Chang's was wonderful, as usual. I think I've officially switched my favorite dish there from Chang's chicken to the Sweet & Sour Chicken. I mean, any form of chicken that's breaded beats one that's not any day. We had to rush to get out of there a little bit, since the Lion King was starting at 7:30 p.m., not 8:00, like we originally thought.

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The show was absolutely amazing. I think the Lion King is probably the best 2-D Disney movie that could be made into a stage production like this (although, I never saw the one based on Beauty and the Beast). One thing that was a minor disappointment was going on a night when Rafiki was being played by an understudy. After hearing my dad and Wanda rave about the woman who does that part, this replacement was a bit of a let down. Other than that though, all the performers were amazing. I was especially impressed by the little kids they had playing Simba and Nala. Their voices were great, they had a lot of energy, and really held their own with the other (older) performers. The guy who played Scar was probably the best one in the show though. He had a great voice, and did an excellent job of commanding the stage.

Rafiki
Some of the best costumes, in my opinion, were the giant elephant from the opening number, Pumbaa, and the giraffes. I have no idea how they came up with those things. The hyenas were also pretty impressive, in terms of the way the costumes moved. If you looked closely at any one of the outfits, it seemed (obviously) a little unnatural, but if you sort of let your eyes go out of focus, it was amazing how realistic the motions looked. It was just clear how much thought and creativity went into this show. Both Stef and I had a great time.

On the way out of the theater, I heard someone yell my name, so I spun around and saw that it was my old neighbor Rhetta and her daughter Shanna. I hadn't seen them since about a month before my moved out of the house in Holt. It was just funny, because after the 2 minute conversation, I realized that it was probably the longest conversation I'd ever had with either of them. When I asked Rhetta about the people who bought our house, she sort of just rolled her eyes. She said she hadn't even really met them, but just complained that they seemed to have a lot of parties (whatever that's supposed to mean). So, I guess it's a little sad if there are a bunch of annoying schmucks living in my old house, but I guess that's how it goes sometimes.

I had my first quiz in tennis this morning. If I didn't get 100% on it, I don't deserve to call myself a tennis player. Heather said people could stick around and hit on the courts if they wanted to, but I just packed up and came into work an hour early. Anyway, I just have work this afternoon, and then COM 275. Once class lets out at 4:20, I'm home free! As soon as I get back to the apartment, Stef and I are going to take off for the Palace for tonight's Coldplay concert. I can't wait! I've been listening to their CDs all day in preparation. I think I'm sufficiently psyched up for the show. Hopefully the camera gestapo at the Palace don't hold us up at the gate tonight. I want to get some good pictures. Anyway, that's it for now. I hope everyone is having a good week. Seacrest out.

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betty & aggie
by Maggie Schafer

My Mother always told me to marry a man that loved and respected his mother. Her thinking was that the way he treated his mother would mirror how he treated you. Well, I’ll let your personal experiences decide if that’s true or not.

A friend of mine was recently grumbling about her mother-in-law and that got me to thinking. I’ve had friends and relatives frequently complain about their mother-in-law. They would say how she interfered with their lives or made their life a living hell. I listened politely but smiled to myself.

Having been married twice, I had two mother-in-laws, Betty Pohl and Aggie Schafer. Although they were born over twenty years apart, they were amazingly similar.

Both women lived simple lives. They had 18 children between them. They were married to stern German farmers from Fowler Michigan. Men who ruled their families with an iron fist. Both women lived with poor health. Betty and Aggie weren’t thin or glamorous and they didn’t wear designer clothes, but they were two of the sweetest women that I have ever known.

Neither of them ever interfered with me while I was married to their son. They never got upset if we weren’t able to come visit or go to a family event but you could also see the joy in their eyes when we did.

Betty Pohl
Betty always had a dry sense of humor about her. I still remember and use some of her “Betty”isms. She died in July 1990 after a long illness. Shortly after that her son and I separated. In a way, I was glad that she died before we got divorced. We never had to share that awkwardness that goes with being an “ex” in-law. I was her daughter-in-law to the end.

As for Aggie, I wasn’t sure if I would be accepted when I first started dating Dan. She was an extremely devout Catholic and after all, I was divorced and had a ten-year-old son at the time. I must say Aggie always treated me kindly.

Aggie-Schafer
In September 2001 Aggie was in her last stages of cancer. What a horrible month that was for Dan and I, what with the terrorist attacks on the U.S. and the death of my father-in-law. I was at Aggie’s house